Me right now [off topic]

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 09/24/2014 at 11:48 • Filed to: off topic, personal

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energy drinks usually don't do much for me but this morning I had some all-natural stuff my mom gave me to help me stay awake in class and I FEEL LIKE RUNNING A MARATHON.

I'm sitting here trying to do homework but my legs are going about 1000 miles per hour and I think if I vibrate at the resonant frequency of the building I can make it collapse and then I won't have to go to class later.

This has been another installment of "Jake uses Oppo as his personal blog"

PatBateman > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/24/2014 at 11:51

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"All natural" meth.

EL_ULY > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/24/2014 at 11:52

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/24/2014 at 11:54

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GhostZ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/24/2014 at 11:56

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What the hell did you drink? Nothing "all natural" that I know of does that except for extremely high doses of caffeine.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/24/2014 at 11:57

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flawless representation

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/24/2014 at 11:58

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I thought that would fit in perfectly.

There's some stuff called Energy & Endurance from the BeachBody line, that shit will get you jacked up and ready to run.

And I drink energy drinks all the time with little effect.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > GhostZ 09/24/2014 at 11:58

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I think it's smething from Genesis Pure. I took it with a pill for "mental clarity"

On an empty stomach

I need to stop drinking stuff on an empty stomach. It always ends poorly.